Fucking blows. So does your girlfriend telling some other dude who talks shit about you on twitter (and she retweets it) that she loves him the most, and that some transvestite loves her the most. Oh no, your boyfriend who’s saving up 5 grand to get you an apartment away from your abusive mother can go fuck himself. He’s a piece of shit.
my mom was using my laptop →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: my mom was using my laptop and she calls me down and says “i’m not going to click on it but that is kind of disturbing for me to see” little did she know that had she clicked on it she would have been subjected to my comedic genius god damn i’m funny Follow this blog, it’ll make your dash light up with unicorns and freakin’ magic